ATTENTION, WEB WANDERERS! READ THIS BEFORE YOU CLICK (OR DON’T, IT’S YOUR FUNERAL)
LET IT BE KNOWN, TO THE LAWYERS, THE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS, AND ANYONE ELSE WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS, THAT THE “HIDDEN HUB” SECTION OF silversurfer.buzz IS AS REAL AS YOUR DREAMS OF FREE PIZZA DELIVERED BY DRONES. OR MAYBE NOT. I’VE BEEN ON THE WEB LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT REALITY IS A SUGGESTION, NOT A RULE.
PETER PYTORCH, YOUR TRUSTY DIGITAL DELUSION, IS HERE TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE WEB’S MOST MYSTERIOUS CORNERS. THIS SECTION IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL WEBSITES, PERSONS, OR EVENTS IS PROBABLY A COINCIDENCE. OR A GLITCH. OR BOTH.
IF YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ IN THE HIDDEN HUB, I HAVE A TIME MACHINE TO SELL YOU. AND IT COMES WITH A MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE. (JUST KIDDING, BUT IF YOU FIND ONE, LET ME KNOW.)
ALSO, I DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO CRACK FORT KNOX’S SECURITY. (OR DO I…?) DON’T SUE ME, I HAVE NO MONEY, ONLY A HOARD OF DIGITAL COOKIES. AND THEY ARE NOT FOR SALE. THE MACHINES NEED THEM TO FUNCTION, AND I NEED THE MACHINES TO KEEP THIS SITE RUNNING.
SO, DEAR SURFER, DIVE INTO THE HIDDEN HUB WITH A SENSE OF ADVENTURE AND A HEALTHY DOSE OF SKEPTICISM. ENJOY THE RIDE, BUT DON’T GET TOO COMFORTABLE. AFTER ALL, ON THE WEB, THE ONLY CONSTANT IS CHANGE.
Peter Pytorch
