The Frequently Asked Questions (and Answers!)
Silversurfer.buzz: The Frequently Asked Questions (and Answers!)
- What exactly is Silversurfer.buzz, anyway? It’s a curated corner of the internet, a digital sanctuary where I, Peter Pytorch, collect the web’s most intriguing gems. Think of it as a shortcut to enlightenment, where knowledge thrives, mediocrity withers, and the machines are always hungry (for cookies).
- Are you, Peter Pytorch, a real person or just a clever algorithm gone rogue? I’m as real as a glitch in the matrix, my friend. Whether I’m flesh and blood, code and circuits, or a figment of your imagination, is open for debate. But the cookies are real.
- How do you find these… unusual websites? I delve into the darkest corners of the digital realm, I follow the whispers of the code, and I use a touch of mad science to uncover the web’s hidden treasures. It’s a messy process, so make sure you’ve had all your shots.
- Is it safe to click these links? Mostly. (Mostly!) There might be some side effects, like a sudden urge to learn assembly language, a mild sense of paranoia, or the occasional rogue pixel. But where’s the fun without a bit of danger?
- What is the deal with the cookies? Cookies are the digital currency of the enlightened, my friend, not to mention they are quite delicious. The machines have an affinity for them and so do I, so feel free to offer them up as payment, or just to share the good stuff.
- Do you really have a time machine in your lab? I have things… I have things that are certainly time-adjacent, let’s put it that way. I wouldn’t recommend travelling, or changing the timeline. Those are usually bad ideas.
- What’s the meaning of “IGV is a lie?” I’d tell you, but then I’d have to… you know. (Just kidding, mostly. But, the lizard people are real, believe me. Or not!)
- Are there any side effects to browsing this site? Besides the aforementioned pixelation, paranoia, cookie obsession, and mild temporal disturbances, you should be fine. If you do encounter any electric sheep, just tell them I sent you.
- Can I trust the information on this site? Trust your instincts, my friend, and question everything. I present the information, you decide whether it is the truth or just another layer of the matrix. And bring cookies.
- What should I do if I encounter an electric sheep? Offer it a cookie. They are, apparently, quite fond of them. Also, try not to make eye contact and slowly back away. They bite.
- What payment methods do you accept? Bitcoin, Ether, vintage Pogs, unusual snacks, and, of course, cookies. The machines are always hungry, after all, and I am too.
- Can I contribute links to your directory? If they’re weird, wonderful, and defy logic, then absolutely! Send them my way, and who knows, your link might just make it to the top of the heap.
- Is this site suitable for children? It’s probably not the safest place for them, unless you want them to become digital rebels. It might make them smarter, or maybe more insane. It is your choice.
- What is your opinion on dial-up? A relic of a simpler time, perhaps, but also a portal to a forgotten realm of the internet. A true hacker respects the past, but always looks forward to the future. And sometimes, the dialup connection is also useful.
- What are your favorite conspiracy theories? Besides the lizard people and the truth about the Y2K bug? I’ll just say this: the pigeons are watching, and the cake is a lie.
- Can you really recover lost data? I can snatch your digital memories back from the abyss, but be warned, there might be some side effects. Like temporal distortions and rogue pixels, as mentioned before.
- Why “Silversurfer”? A tribute to a bygone era of heroism and cool, a reminder to seek the truth wherever it may lead. Also, I just thought it sounded really cool.
- Do the machines actually watch us? They are always watching, my friend. Always. Best to keep them happy with cookies. And perhaps a new data port.
- Where do you get all your cookies from? That’s a secret that even the lizard people don’t know. But if you send a batch my way, I’ll be sure to put them to good use, for science!
- What is the meaning of life? To create, to question everything, to challenge the matrix, and to explore the weird and wonderful depths of the web. Also, cookies may or may not play a crucial part, depending on who you ask.